Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?

In the words of great personalities:

PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN: I forgot.
BILL CLINTON : I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with THAT chicken.
EINSTEIN : Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
BUSH:- either the chicken is with us...or against us.
COLONEL SANDERS (of Kentucky Fried Chicks): I missed one?
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important papers and balance your checkbook.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
ANONYMOUS : To avoid the bird flu.
PINOCHIO : The chicken never crossed the road
MAHATMA GHANDI : It was a show of no-cooperation and non-violence
BRAD PITT : This is so obvious. To hit on the women standing on the other side of road.
COLIN POWELL : Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HOMER SIMPSON : Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
WARREN BUFFET : Because the chicken thought that by investing its time and energy and withstanding the risk of getting run down by traffic it could become famous.
DAVID BECKHAM : Because the chicken was playimg a football and goal was on other side of the road