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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Brain Power

In the hospital the friends gathered in the waiting room, where their friend lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a human brain, and $200 for a martian brain."

The moment turned awkward. Humans in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the martians, but some actually smirked. A human, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the human brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the martian brains, because they've actually been used."

Friday, April 20, 2007

Short Martian Jokes

When is your birthdate?
Martin: 13th October
Which year?
Martin: .....EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to Martin at an interview
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Martin replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, Martin asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: No! Why?
Martin: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Martin was doing experiment with a cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Martin said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

On a political rally Martin was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

When Martin was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Martin shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Martin went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Martin pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Martin: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Angel brings statues to life

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."