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Sunday, December 23, 2007

One Liners

Best one liners from "Have Fun with English"

1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
2. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
5. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
6. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
7. I intend to live forever. So far so good.
8. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
9. A day without sunshine is like, night.
10. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11. We are all part of the ultimate statistic -- ten out of ten die.
12. They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
13. According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
14. I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
15. Don't steal. The government hates competition.