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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

A Scary Story

It was a dark and raining night. I wanted to write something but found that I had no notebooks at all. So I decided to buy one.

I took my umbrella and searched the whole town, but only found one small shop still open. I had no choice but stepped into the scary looking room.

There was an old man sitting inside. I asked him for a notebook. He told me that there was only one notebook there and no one wanted to buy it. I told him that I would and asked him how much. He said $1 and I paid him. When I walked out of that store and prepared to go back home, the old man shouted at me and said "Never turn to the last page or terrible things will happen to you!"

After I had reached home, I felt so scared with that note in my hand. But I was so curious and could not help but finally open the notebook and turn to the last page.

I was really shocked and terrible things did happened to me right after that. Right in front of me, was the most terrible sentence I have ever seen:

"Gift only, this notebook is free"

Friday, June 01, 2007

Human and Pig Equations

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work

In other words,

Humans that don't enjoy = pigs that work


Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money

If Men - earn money = Pigs

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Pigs


Women = eat + sleep + spend

Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Women = Pigs + spend

If, Women - spend = Pigs

In other words,

Women that don't spend = Pigs