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Saturday, July 22, 2006

2 Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some

That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and
read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . .
.that phrase . . in no time."

Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well
be the solution."The next day, she brought her female
parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in, the male parrots were inside
their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in
with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots
cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been

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