One car salesmen complained to the other, "Business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass."
Too late he noticed a beautiful martian girl sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.
"That's okay," the martian replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."
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