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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Martian at the doctor's office

A gorgeous young American goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor.
"Show me."The American took her finger, pushed on her left hand and screamed; then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said,
"You're not really an American, are you?""Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a Martian.""I thought so," the doctor said.
"Your finger is broken."

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