Money











It can buy a house









But not a home








It can buy a clock









But not time







It can buy you a position









But not respect




It can buy you a bed






But not sleep







It can buy you a book







But not knowledge







It can buy you medicine






But not health






It can buy you blood






But not life





So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering







I tell you this because I am your friend




And as your friend I want to







Take away your pain and suffering!!







So
Send me all your money






And I will suffer for you!


Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, right??


I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!


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