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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Actual Travel Agent Stories

It is said that the following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

I just got off the phone with a man who asked,
"How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied,
"I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

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