Short Martian Jokes

When is your birthdate?
Martin: 13th October
Which year?
Martin: .....EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to Martin at an interview
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Martin replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, Martin asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: No! Why?
Martin: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?



Martin was doing experiment with a cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Martin said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.


On a political rally Martin was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..


When Martin was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Martin shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


Martin went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Martin pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Martin: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!