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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Where in India.....

Observing a street brawl -

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.........

You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on....

That's Mumbai

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up............

That's Delhi

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall ---

That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight .. but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program ---

Thats Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes,fourth guy comes,...... nth guy comes the guys split into 2 groups and everybody starts to fight but the first and second guy walk away peacefully

Thats the Chennai............ !!!!

...............any match ?

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