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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Tongue Twisters

upper roller, lower roller.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck what a wood chuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The sea shells she sells are sea shells she is sure.
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Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers. So where is the pack of pickled peppers?
Peter Piper picked.
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A true rural ruler should be a truly rural ruler
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plz remind me to remind u abt reminding me to send the reminder which reminds me of
reminding u tht i am there 4 u
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sheikh's sixth sheep is sick.
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red lorry, blue lorry, green lorry
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Betty Botter bought some butter,
but the butter which Betty Botter bought was bitter,
so Betty Botter bought some better butter to make her bitter butter better.
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good blood bad blood
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Chop shops stock chops
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If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor
doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
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He thrusts his fists against the posts, and still insists he sees the ghosts.

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Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
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I slit the sheet
the sheet I slit
and on the slitted sheet
I sit
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the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheeps sick
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You need New York, unique New York, you know you need unique New York
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Amalgamated aluminum cinnamon lemon liniment.
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The big black bloke's big black bike's big black brake block broke
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I miss my Swiss miss, my Swiss miss misses me.
I miss the bliss that Swiss kiss gives to me.
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If Moses supposes his toeses are roses, then Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses ain't roses,
For Moses, he knowses his toeses to be.
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Irish Wrist Watch
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Sister Suzy's sewing shirts for soldiers.
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Clowns grow glowing crowns
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Bruce breathed his black bread breath
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The soldier's shoulder is surely sore.
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direct sequence spread spectrum,direct sequence spread spectrum
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What noise annoys an oyster?
Any noise annoys an oyster,
But a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
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Swan swam over the pond,
Swim sawn swim;
Swan swam back again - Well, swum swan
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susie susie
sitting in a shoe shine shop
she shines and sits
sits and shines
susie susie
sitting in a shoe shine shop
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How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.
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The train's timings are changed from 1:58pm to 2:02 pm

The ANNOUNCEMENT says :

The train's timing is changed from two to two to two two!!!!
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The master said that that that that that student wrote was written wrong
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a big black bug bled blue blood and a big blue bug bled black blood
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I think that Thomas thought that Thelma threatened them with a thick thorn
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